Who Can Self-suck?

[ArcL100]

Anyone?

-aaron

[fej]

What the fuck bro :o

[ocuriel]

lol. You are a sick man.

[Kuztimrodder]

What the fuck bro :o

LMFAO!! Wrong forum i think. But to answer the question...Marilyn Manson

[azngotskills]

What the fuck bro :o

LMAO :o

[alphakenny1]

wow, must be bored eh?

[Vestax]

If you're really well-endowed, I bet you can self-suck and self-f*ck.

[Luca_Bratzi]

Ron Jeremy has. It's well documented.

[forty5cal1911]

WTF? LMFAO! :D Last week someone posting about tossing salad this week....self sucking? God Bless America!

[unpredictableacts]

I can throw mine over my shoulder does that count?

[Kuztimrodder]

I can throw mine over my shoulder does that count?

Would that be the unpredicktableact?

[Preacher]

TMI

[Luca_Bratzi]

I can throw mine over my shoulder does that count?

Lucky bastard. I don't have the length but I have the girth of a Coke can! :D

[Hillbilly SQ]

i wish i could. don't that call that the "angry dragon"? :confused:

[backwoods]

I can throw mine over my shoulder does that count?

boyfriend in a fireman's carry?

[badlieu]

wow.

[tyroneshoes]

This is way off topic.





Mine looks like an outie belly button:(

[Vestax]

LMFAO!! Wrong forum i think.

He had DIYMA.com mixed up with DIYSS.com

[FoxPro5]

Interesting way of telling us about your rib removal surgery Aaron. :rolleyes:

But to answer your question, yes I can and I owe it all to minitruck to show me the correct position. :D J/K wit ya kid.

[Robert]

lmao, I thought there was going to be a catch but there isn't.

[minitruck_freq]

Interesting way of telling us about your rib removal surgery Aaron. :rolleyes:

But to answer your question, yes I can and I owe it all to minitruck to show me the correct position. :D J/K wit ya kid.




glad i can help out dude. :D i'm not affraid to admit it.....ive tried. i kept falling off the couch though. :blush:

[chad]

glad i can help out dude. :D i'm not affraid to admit it.....ive tried. i kept falling off the couch though. :blush:

that explains the brain damage :D

[FoxPro5]

glad i can help out dude. :D i'm not affraid to admit it.....ive tried. i kept falling off the couch though. :blush:

I seem to remember early in my training how you were pretty adament about me learning on the floor first. Why must the Master always play mind games with his students? :(

[Kuztimrodder]

lmao, I thought there was going to be a catch but there isn't.

I did too. I was thinking someone found a new install "trick" with a shop vac.

That reminds me, we once dared a guy at work to try a shop vac...bout ripped his d_ _k off,lmao. What made it even funnier was with the attachment he used, he accidentally sucked a testicle in there...i can still here the scream, lmfao!

[The Blue Blur]

lmao, I thought there was going to be a catch but there isn't.

well apparently this involves both pitching and catching from the same individual.

mine sucks back into me when I stand up :(

[legend94]

Anyone?

-aaron


Im guessing someone stole your password?

--Legend94

[Kuztimrodder]

well apparently this involves both pitching and catching from the same individual.

mine sucks back into me when I stand up :(

LMFAO!! Like a belly button...some have an inny and some have an outty:D

[89grand]

Anyone?

-aaron

I give you credit. One of the most ballsy threads I've ever seen here.





BTW, yes, I can "self suck" with ease.:D

[unpredictableacts]

boyfriend in a fireman's carry?

ubberpwnage.......nice one.:D

[ArcL100]

Im guessing someone stole your password?

--Legend94

Haha, sure, I'll run with that.

BTW, yes, I can "self suck" with ease.:D

You must be flexy or Mandingo.

-aaron

[chad]

My dog can, my cat can, If I could I'd never leave the house. Shit, I have a hard time touching my damn toes!

[unpredictableacts]

My dog can, my cat can, If I could I'd never leave the house. Shit, I have a hard time touching my damn toes!



with your mouth?:rolleyes: :o

[kskywr]

This somewhat reminds me of Clerks... "F--kin pervert"

[chad]

with your mouth?:rolleyes: :o

No silly, with my dick, knees straight. :p

[unpredictableacts]

No silly, with my dick, knees straight. :p

LOl of course, cant we all.:D

[bikinpunk]

Why do I need to when I've got the dog?


Oh, gross....I can't believe I just said that.

*vomits*

[JayBee]

anyone posting in this thread can't, or we would be to busy doing it to post in this thread.

[backwoods]

There is definitly not enough room in my cubicle for this to be feasible. Not too mention the strange looks from my coworkers...

[Kuztimrodder]

anyone posting in this thread can't, or we would be to busy doing it to post in this thread.

I use it under my chin to prop my head up while typing;)

[yermolovd]

anyone posting in this thread can't, or we would be to busy doing it to post in this thread.

I'll post just for the sake of everyone knowing that I can't.

[ArcL100]

I can but it really weirded me out.

-aaron

[bass_lover1]

Think about it though...I'm sure most men have tried it, but is it really that strange, you give your self a hand job almost every night...

[89grand]

Think about it though...I'm sure most men have tried it, but is it really that strange, you give your self a hand job almost every night...

True dat!

[backwoods]

Think about it though...I'm sure most men have tried it, but is it really that strange, you give your self a hand job almost every night...

yea, but I never finished that and wished I could put my mouth down there..

[legend94]

yea, but I never finished that and wished I could put my mouth down there..

:D

[GlasSman]

This is way off topic.





Mine looks like an outie belly button:(

Compared to what? It's off topic.:confused:

[legend94]

I can but it really weirded me out.

-aaron

weird is good ;)

[DonovanM]

I think this is the last thread alot of us wanted to see back from the dead :o

[legend94]

I think this is the last thread alot of us wanted to see back from the dead :o

i really thought it should be back at the top where it belongs :)

[minitruck_freq]

i think this thread and the rest of them that have everyone's panties in a bunch should just be deleted so things can carry on as they were a few months ago. as much as i like fucking with people, it's getting boring.

[ArcL100]

I blew myself last night.

-aaron

[minitruck_freq]

looks like im sucking myself tonight. :( the girlfriend is still mad at me for sticking an ice cube in her gooch and trying to finger my own butthole with 1 of her fingers. :confused:

[wierdPOV]

LOL what a thread!

If men could self suck, we wouldn't need women.

Forgot who said that, maybe Bill Hicks or George Carlin?

I bet a bunch of you are trying it now lol.

[CBRworm]

I tried it, my wife walked in, looked at me, and left.

Now my back hurts.

[kimokalihi]

i think this thread and the rest of them that have everyone's panties in a bunch should just be deleted so things can carry on as they were a few months ago. as much as i like fucking with people, it's getting boring.

Are you serious? It's completely calmed down in here since the summer time when all those nasty yet hilarious posts were going on. Posts like Who pees in the swimming pool and who lets their gf play with their butthole.

Moderation is weaksauce. Like I said before it'll die down on it's own and it did. I haven't seen a thread like this one in a long time.

[minitruck_freq]

Are you serious? It's completely calmed down in here since the summer time when all those nasty yet hilarious posts were going on. Posts like Who pees in the swimming pool and who lets their gf play with their butthole.

Moderation is weaksauce. Like I said before it'll die down on it's own and it did. I haven't seen a thread like this one in a long time.


that post was 4 months ago. and it was sarcasm. ;)

[kimokalihi]

Oh, haha! I never saw this thread before when everyone was posting those nasty posts. My bad.

[legend94]

OK!

i now need a great chiropractor!

:D

[chad]

OK!

i now need a great chiropractor!

:D

Congtats! Is it as good as she does it? :D

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Hey wait a minute.................

[unpredictableacts]

WOW.....My name is unpredictableacts and I DO APROVE this BUMP!

[Hillbilly SQ]

WOW.....My name is unpredictableacts and I DO APROVE this BUMP!

did you learn that you could do it yourself too carl?:o:p

[3.5max6spd]

Why self suck?....'tis the era of pocket pussies and fleshlights....man if i had access to those things when i was 10...

[Audiomechanic]

I did too. I was thinking someone found a new install "trick" with a shop vac.

That reminds me, we once dared a guy at work to try a shop vac...bout ripped his d_ _k off,lmao. What made it even funnier was with the attachment he used, he accidentally sucked a testicle in there...i can still here the scream, lmfao!

Funniest post in the whole dang thread!

L-M-F-A-O!!!!!!

[amapro704]

The reports are just in, local chiropractors saw an increase of 33% in business due to this thread and Yoga classes are booked solid posting the highest male attendance in history.


Self rimjobs anyone?

[AWC]

so I ask the age old question: does self-suckitude = gay? surely you all said no because if it were gay then masterbation would be gay...right? so would you swallow? this really does lack class but is not with out a sense of philisophical paradox.


sorry..

[legend94]

Congtats! Is it as good as she does it? :D


no bc she gets it all in ;)

plus the ending is much better :cool:

[garvinzoom]

I work in a heavy truck/diesel shop and one of the guys actually told us he hurt his back when he was 15 trying to blow himself. WTF, never let him forget that.

[a$$hole]

:p:plooks like im sucking myself tonight. :( the girlfriend is still mad at me for sticking an ice cube in her gooch and trying to finger my own butthole with 1 of her fingers. :confused:

Priceless :p ^^^^^^^

so I ask the age old question: does self-suckitude = gay? surely you all said no because if it were gay then masterbation would be gay...right? so would you swallow? this really does lack class but is not with out a sense of philisophical paradox.


sorry..

If you are using a mirror and your eyes meet it is gay :o !:p

[BlackLac]

So does selfsucking make you gay/bi? :confused:

Side note: No I can't and have known that since I was 15...

[a$$hole]

So does selfsucking make you gay/bi? :confused:

Side note: No I can't and have known that since I was 15...


It makes you somewhat of a lucky prick :D

Get some silicone tits and enjoy the football games :D [ skip the estrogen treatments ];)

[DeadlyHertz]

wow, must be bored eh?

agreed. this is so not straight,

[Daniel`]

Ron Jeremy has. It's well documented.

How does he get past his belly??!

[minno]

i can do it ArcL100 i do it all the time and i like it
im 23 and i started when i was 18
i have a looot of fune
blowing myself is better than a hand job

so u got a new friend here

[minno]

i can do it ArcL100 i do it all the time and i like it
im 23 and i started when i was 18
i have a looot of fune
blowing myself is better than a hand job

so u got a new friend here

[SteveH!]

Anyone?

-aaron

we need to get you some p#ssy, not that boring drunk b*tch p$ssy, but good ,tasty lickit like a lollipop,should've been a highdollar call girl p*ssy. you'll be cured in no time:D