View Full Version : The "It's not gay if" thread
TheDavel05
07-29-2008, 10:57 AM
I will start of by saying it is never gay, but in hopes to gain material for a book I am writing, I am starting this thread... Let them roll, one liners prefered, must start with "It's not gay if"
here is just a few to get the ball rolling... I have about 600 and wanted to hear some more... Trying to reach 1k as this could make a good toilet humor book.
It's not gay if, it's your first time
It's not gay if, it's for gas money
It's not gay if, it's your brother
It's not gay if, the balls don't touch
It's not gay if, your eyes are closed
It's not gay if, your in prison
It's not gay if, you were cold
It's not gay if, it helps pay the bills
It's not gay it, it puts food on your plate
I think you get the idea...:D
Ziggy
07-29-2008, 11:33 AM
Had a bar manager once that was openly gay... I did a quick verbal response test on him that was a good laugh:
Me: "Hey, ___________ -choose quickly: I love Lucy or The Three Stooges?"
Him: "Huh, what?"
Me: "CHOOSE NOW!... I Love Lucy -or the Three Stooges!"
Him: "OH... Lucy!"
Me: "FAGG!":p
if you were thinking of her while holding him....
if the guy is dying...like an adult make a wish foundation
Ziggy
07-29-2008, 01:24 PM
If you think your a woman...trapped in a man's body
backwoods
07-29-2008, 01:29 PM
jackass...I mentioned this to a coworker, and it has become the conversation of the afternoon....
Its not gay if you wet the bed....
It's not gay if you got dinner & a movie first
It's not gay if you had no choice
It's not gay if he said "please"
It's not gay if there was no reach around
it's not gay if money was involved
it's not gay if you didn't know she was a he atleast 20 minutes beforehand
It's not gay if he was only watching
It's not gay if you didn't know he was sitting there first
It's not gay if you don't shave your ass
It's not gay if your listening to metal during the act
It's still gay even if you were drunk....
if for any reason, you're trapped in a man's body
get a waterhose
if you keep chewing bubble gum
TheDavel05
07-29-2008, 01:52 PM
Some good stuff right here... keep them going...
hans030390
07-29-2008, 02:59 PM
I will start of by saying it is never gay, but in hopes to gain material for a book I am writing, I am starting this thread... Let them roll, one liners prefered, must start with "It's not gay if"
here is just a few to get the ball rolling... I have about 600 and wanted to hear some more... Trying to reach 1k as this could make a good toilet humor book.
It's not gay if, it's your first time
It's not gay if, it's for gas money
It's not gay if, it's your brother
It's not gay if, the balls don't touch
It's not gay if, your eyes are closed
It's not gay if, your in prison
It's not gay if, you were cold
It's not gay if, it helps pay the bills
It's not gay it, it puts food on your plate
I think you get the idea...:D
Not to sound like an ass, but if you're writing a book, use the correct form of "your" and "you're", please. "Your" = possessive, "you're" = "you are".
Sorry, I've had VERY picky English teachers that turned me into a form of English/grammar/spelling nazi. :rolleyes: But I am trying to help you in making the book as good as possible, in a way.
If I think of anything, I'll let you know.
Not to sound like an ass, but if you're writing a book, use the correct form of "your" and "you're", please. "Your" = possessive, "you're" = "you are".
Sorry, I've had VERY picky English teachers that turned me into a form of English/grammar/spelling nazi. :rolleyes: But I am trying to help you in making the book as good as possible, in a way.
If I think of anything, I'll let you know.
if your just teaching spelling nazi's sum lesson
better add the smileys:)
mikey7182
07-29-2008, 05:50 PM
It's not gay if Simon says.
It's not gay if your girlfriend requested it.
It's not gay if you're high.
It's not gay if he's "smaller" than you.
It's not gay if you met "her" on Myspace.
It's not gay if you go Dutch.
It's not gay in a swimming pool.
It's not gay at a swinger's party.
TheDavel05
07-29-2008, 05:58 PM
Not to sound like an ass, but if you're writing a book, use the correct form of "your" and "you're", please. "Your" = possessive, "you're" = "you are".
Sorry, I've had VERY picky English teachers that turned me into a form of English/grammar/spelling nazi. :rolleyes: But I am trying to help you in making the book as good as possible, in a way.
If I think of anything, I'll let you know.
It's cool... wehn I m onlinz iz don't kare 4 duh speelz gudhs all that much.
TheDavel05
07-29-2008, 06:00 PM
Some great ones... quite a few new ones poping up... It's not gay if you met "her" on myspace is an instant classic.
bobditts
07-29-2008, 06:09 PM
how about, its ONLY gay if the balls touch?
SublimeZ
07-29-2008, 06:15 PM
Sorry, it's only not gay if you were phisically forced. Then it's still gay if you enjoyed it.:p
captainobvious
07-29-2008, 06:16 PM
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/1967duaneennis/GayJiuJitsu.jpg
astronut
07-29-2008, 06:59 PM
It's not gay if you don't kiss.
It's not gay if he has tits.
spliflover
07-29-2008, 08:31 PM
It's not gay if your sweat smells like rib tips
hans030390
07-30-2008, 07:16 AM
It's cool... wehn I m onlinz iz don't kare 4 duh speelz gudhs all that much.
Ha, alright then. I know how that works.
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c234/1967duaneennis/GayJiuJitsu.jpg
I'd give this a win, mostly because of the included picture.
kimokalihi
08-10-2008, 07:34 AM
It's not gay if Simon says.
That one was pretty funny.
TheDavel05
08-11-2008, 05:58 PM
Had to pull some police duty this past weekend and came up with a few new ones
Its not gay if- there is probable cause
Its not gay if- there is a search warrant
Its not gay if- there is a court order
Its not gay if- your an accomplice
if you feel real bad about it
if you keep your eyes closed and pretend it's for money
TheDavel05
08-12-2008, 12:18 PM
hello
if it will score us the gold medal
Boostedrex
08-12-2008, 12:40 PM
It's not gay if you don't make eye contact
It's not gay if your eyes stay closed the whole time
It's not gay if you only do it once a year to remind yourself that you still don't like it
The last one is a modification of what a good friend of mine used to say. LOL! He was an Army Special Forces guy who would tell people all the time "I'm not gay, I just suck a dick once a year to remind myself that I still don't like it." People would get real uneasy around him after that. ROFL!!!!!!
It's not gay if you feel nauseated...you know...after
TheDavel05
08-12-2008, 01:07 PM
if they take you out to dinner first
if your just providing "desert"
So we are all pretty much on the same page and can comfortably say that it is never gay
provided the fluid exchanges are kept oral...or there is a lesson that needs to be taught, yes.
qtipextra
08-13-2008, 12:01 AM
It's not gay if - it's only for the weekend.
it it's only a couple weeks every four years
for free cigarettes:D
qtipextra
08-13-2008, 05:06 PM
It's not gay if your mom says so :D
Thumper26
09-08-2008, 05:29 PM
It's not gay if your listening to metal during the act
LMAO! :D
stereojnky
09-22-2008, 12:21 PM
It's not gay if at least one of you is wearing panties.
It's not gay if you were "coerced".
It's not gay if candy was used as "bait".
It's not gay if you "just couldn't tell" at first.
Dangerranger
09-22-2008, 09:34 PM
It's not gay if you didn't play with his hair.
(particularly applicable while receiving road head :p)
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