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audioman42
08-09-2008, 03:51 PM
are nice


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/52980783_10.jpg

Bluto Blutarsky
08-09-2008, 04:18 PM
Dude........................They're giants:confused:

a$$hole
08-09-2008, 04:29 PM
Do it in the sand :D

BEAVER
08-09-2008, 04:53 PM
The one on the left is pretty nice... but one could make a case for Bluto's argument in regards to the one on the right.

a$$hole
08-09-2008, 05:04 PM
The one on the left is pretty nice... but one could make a case for Bluto's argument in regards to the one on the right.

You need a big girl to spike your balls :D

Is Bluto vertically challenged ?

Bluto Blutarsky
08-09-2008, 06:08 PM
You need a big girl to spike your balls :D

Is Bluto vertically challenged ?

5'7" :)The only 1 volleyball players interested in me were because of a fetish.:rolleyes:

danssoslow
08-09-2008, 06:56 PM
Dude........................They're giants:confused:

No shit! The camera man only stands as high as her ass!!!:o

:p

a$$hole
08-09-2008, 08:07 PM
No shit! The camera man only stands as high as her ass!!!:o

:p

Let's think about this for a minute ? anyone got a milk crate :D

audioman42
08-09-2008, 08:41 PM
moar


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/Alicia.jpg


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/028_chn_usa_wej.jpg

danssoslow
08-09-2008, 08:55 PM
Say what you want, I cannot get into the body of a gymnast. Not that one would let my ugly ass into their gymnast body; but their conditioning is too buff for my taste. I love a tight body, not bodies that could tighten 30mm lugs with their thighs.

astronut
08-09-2008, 09:19 PM
I love a tight body, not bodies that could tighten 30mm lugs with their thighs.

But that's soo sexy....

Bluto Blutarsky
08-09-2008, 09:25 PM
On second thought..............I'll take the giants:o anyday over gymnasts, been there done that.:mad:

kappa546
08-09-2008, 09:26 PM
mmmm i'll take a bitch slapping from a gymnast any day. And i LOVE girls with tats

a$$hole
08-09-2008, 09:26 PM
Say what you want, I cannot get into the body of a gymnast. Not that one would let my ugly ass into their gymnast body; but their conditioning is too buff for my taste. I love a tight body, not bodies that could tighten 30mm lugs with their thighs.

i went with Wendy in high school [ she pushed it out & I pushed it in :D ].

worked great !

audioman42
08-10-2008, 12:13 AM
he's gonna have a hard time explaining this one to laura


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/capt3d30f3280877490cb3b9afc55d3be1a.jpg

a$$hole
08-10-2008, 07:07 AM
I could look number 1 right in the thighs :D

Bluto Blutarsky
08-10-2008, 10:15 AM
Is she trying to push something out?:confused:

SublimeZ
08-10-2008, 10:31 AM
Is she trying to push something out?:confused:

Looks like she already did.:o

Rudeboy
08-10-2008, 02:29 PM
The little one is 5'8" and cleared 5'10 1/2 in the high jump in college.

audioman42
08-10-2008, 04:42 PM
The little one is 5'8" and cleared 5'10 1/2 in the high jump in college.

well i guess that explains her glutes

a$$hole
08-10-2008, 07:34 PM
Is she trying to push something out?:confused:

I believe she is demonstrating the ready position :D

hans030390
08-11-2008, 07:38 AM
moar
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/Alicia.jpg


Isn't this the girl that's 16 or something?

Edit: Maybe not. I can't tell. A closer look makes me think no.

a$$hole
08-11-2008, 07:46 AM
i think she is only 13.

hans030390
08-11-2008, 08:08 AM
i think she is only 13.

She's 20...checked the image link, which showed her name is Alicia (Sacramone).

Besides, I think you have to be 16 to participate in the Olympics now.

AWC
08-11-2008, 02:36 PM
you have to turn 16 during the year of the competetion so the youngest would be 15...which was a good year

audioman42
08-11-2008, 04:02 PM
well i guess that explains her glutes

...but nothing explains these glutes


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/serena-williams.jpg


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/williams.jpg

a$$hole
08-11-2008, 04:50 PM
She's 20...checked the image link, which showed her name is Alicia (Sacramone).

Besides, I think you have to be 16 to participate in the Olympics now.

first time for everything { :o a woman lying about her age :p }

audioman42
08-12-2008, 04:27 PM
in action


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/wmil200488.jpg

qtipextra
08-12-2008, 11:57 PM
I like this thread :D

dawgdan
08-13-2008, 10:21 PM
Leryn Franco, Olympic javelin thrower for Paraguay.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/emeequismagazine/RrjYJ20LySI/AAAAAAAABI4/qro7lGxG69U/las%20del%20uni%20023.jpg?imgmax=720

http://f3.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_oly_experts__2/ept_sports_oly_experts-591227254-1218466455.jpg?ymYae1_C685ODg3G










































Oh, she also earns her money modeling.

http://eastwoodmailman.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/leryn-franco-01-4238.jpg

http://i.pbase.com/o6/19/608719/1/73579021.wMj8vZw0.Cuadros7.jpg



/thread

a$$hole
08-14-2008, 12:55 AM
Less my eyes deceive me [ this woman is 20 years old } ^^^^^^^^^:)

6APPEAL
08-14-2008, 09:22 AM
Beach Volleyball Cheerleaders (http://www.universalsports.com/PhotoAlbum.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=23000&PALBID=21327)

Fox Sports Beauty of the Olympics (http://msn.foxsports.com/olympics/pgStory?contentId=8431446#sport=Olympics&photo=8431196)

SI Olympic Cheerleaders (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0808/oly.cheerleaders.1/content.1.html) photos

John

60ndown
08-14-2008, 10:57 AM
Beach Volleyball Cheerleaders (http://www.universalsports.com/PhotoAlbum.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=23000&PALBID=21327)


Cheerleaders (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0808/oly.cheerleaders.1/content.1.html) photos

John

just wow :o

hans030390
08-14-2008, 12:44 PM
Beach Volleyball Cheerleaders (http://www.universalsports.com/PhotoAlbum.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=23000&PALBID=21327)

Fox Sports Beauty of the Olympics (http://msn.foxsports.com/olympics/pgStory?contentId=8431446#sport=Olympics&photo=8431196)

SI Olympic Cheerleaders (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0808/oly.cheerleaders.1/content.1.html) photos

John
Some of these pictures make me ask, "Where did all the boobs go?".

Maybe it has something to do with what they're wearing...I hope.

AWC
08-14-2008, 12:53 PM
Some of these pictures make me ask, "Where did all the boobs go?".

Maybe it has something to do with what they're wearing...I hope.

there bodies were being challenged beyond what is natural during their puberescence. Rather than create hormones and/or eggs, the body would concentrate on necessities like nutrition and muscle maintenance.

hans030390
08-14-2008, 02:53 PM
there bodies were being challenged beyond what is natural during their puberescence. Rather than create hormones and/or eggs, the body would concentrate on necessities like nutrition and muscle maintenance.

Boobs aren't necessities? That's not right!

AWC
08-14-2008, 03:28 PM
while I, to an extent, agree, I must also offer that their squeezers are in great shape....so it's a pretty good trade off:D

Ziggy
08-14-2008, 04:01 PM
I like ice dancing chicks... makes me wanna hold them up over my head with 3 fingers!:D

DS-21
08-14-2008, 04:58 PM
he's gonna have a hard time explaining this one to laura


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/capt3d30f3280877490cb3b9afc55d3be1a.jpg

"Back of the hand, small of the back. The smartest decision he ever made."
-Jon Stewart

Would be a whole lot less funny were it not entirely true, admittedly.

audioman42
08-14-2008, 05:36 PM
what's the story behind the back slap? was it for good luck?

Robdoggz
08-14-2008, 11:40 PM
what's the story behind the back slap? was it for good luck?

He was ass grabbing that's it lol I think people actually do that to tell someone good luck or get it done.

stereojnky
08-15-2008, 03:52 AM
are nice


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/52980783_10.jpg

I sure hope Gatorade is breakin' her off for that tattoo.

They would have to give me $22million signing bonus plus all the Gatorade I could take a bath in.

kimokalihi
08-15-2008, 04:40 AM
Fake.

astronut
08-15-2008, 07:31 AM
I sure hope Gatorade is breakin' her off for that tattoo.

They would have to give me $22million signing bonus plus all the Gatorade I could take a bath in.
__________________


Gatorade IS a sponsor. However, there isn't much room to place sponsors ads on their umm... uniforms . So they put the fake tatoos on them.

audioman42
08-15-2008, 10:14 AM
41-year-old mother/olympian


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/0805TPC_torres_slide1.jpg

audioman42
08-15-2008, 02:27 PM
two more years...


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/shawn_johnson.jpg

AWC
08-15-2008, 02:29 PM
what's the age limit in beijing?

audioman42
08-15-2008, 02:45 PM
what's the age limit in beijing?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png

hans030390
08-15-2008, 02:46 PM
two more years...


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/shawn_johnson.jpg

This is who I mistook the 20-year-old for.

AWC
08-15-2008, 02:52 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ef/Age_of_Consent.png

keep that handy, do you?:D

audioman42
08-15-2008, 02:58 PM
keep that handy, do you?:D

lol, that's not how i roll. i just looked it up. google ftw.

AWC
08-15-2008, 03:05 PM
looks like Washington is a nice state to be in...

Actually (for all the military in the house) all DOD employees, civilain, enlisted or otherwise, are held to an 18 year old rule regardless of country or state.:(

stereojnky
08-16-2008, 12:50 AM
Gatorade IS a sponsor. However, there isn't much room to place sponsors ads on their umm... uniforms . So they put the fake tatoos on them.

Well they would be better placed on OTHER parts of the body.

Cause I'm never lookin' at their shoulders.:D

a$$hole
08-16-2008, 08:48 PM
Well they would be better placed on OTHER parts of the body.

Cause I'm never lookin' at their shoulders.:D

Near her landing strip she has one that says "I dig balls":D

stereojnky
08-16-2008, 09:48 PM
Near her landing strip she has one that says "I dig balls":D

You're kidding, right?

pictures please.....

audioman42
08-16-2008, 11:12 PM
she's good


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/Memmel1WM05600Kopie.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/340x.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/Clipboard02-3.jpg

a$$hole
08-16-2008, 11:15 PM
You're kidding, right?

pictures please.....

Just kidding :D

Digging balls is a reference to getting to it before it hits the sand !

stereojnky
08-17-2008, 11:05 AM
Just kidding :D

Digging balls is a reference to getting to it before it hits the sand !

I kinda figured something like that. Stop teasing!

BLACKonBLACK98
08-17-2008, 11:15 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/028_chn_usa_wej.jpg

who is this?

dawgdan
08-17-2008, 07:44 PM
It's Natasha Kai. The body is hot, the face is not.

http://www.bookofjoe.com/2007/08/natasha-kai-epi.html

Nice grammatical error in that text tat. :)

/grammar police

Audiomechanic
08-17-2008, 09:53 PM
It's Natasha Kai. The body is hot, the face is not.

http://www.bookofjoe.com/2007/08/natasha-kai-epi.html

Nice grammatical error in that text tat. :)

/grammar police

Epic truth right there.

Also, I saw that grammar error. ;)

matt62485
08-18-2008, 09:21 AM
This is who I mistook the 20-year-old for.
who is that, shawn johnson? my g/f made me watch the girls gymnastics, actually wasnt too bad, i just didnt think people could bend that way and shit. shes a cutie though, give her a few years to fully mature

http://features.csmonitor.com/olympics08/wp-content/assets/14/125/picture1.jpg

Bluto Blutarsky
08-18-2008, 10:26 AM
No, they're all nutsacks.;) Trust me, I know.:)

Dr.Telepathy SQ
08-18-2008, 02:26 PM
Goodness.....the Volleyball Womens Team...The Polish,Italians and Americans...Swim team, my my have times changed. Wasn't long ago when most of the women looked like men in Olympics of times past.

Track and Field Women are nice too. I'm diggin the chica Lolo-track and field.

chad
08-18-2008, 02:44 PM
Goodness.....the Volleyball Womens Team...The Polish,Italians and Americans...Swim team, my my have times changed. Wasn't long ago when most of the women looked like men in Olympics of times past.

Track and Field Women are nice too. I'm diggin the chica Lolo-track and field.

A couple Softball hotties too! And I though all women softball players were Hairy Amazon types, I have recently learned that that theory is strictly regional :D

Dr.Telepathy SQ
08-18-2008, 03:11 PM
A couple Softball hotties too! And I though all women softball players were Hairy Amazon types, I have recently learned that that theory is strictly regional :D

LOL LOL! I use to think they were all butch too, but I stand corrected and gladly corrected LOL

audioman42
08-18-2008, 03:35 PM
Goodness.....the Volleyball Womens Team...The Polish,Italians and Americans...Swim team, my my have times changed. Wasn't long ago when most of the women looked like men in Olympics of times past.

the female divers still have a little ways to go. they usually have more fat on them than other athletes which, when coupled with the massive muscles required for those sudden bursts of physical activity, produces a manly physique.

EDIT: i'm not saying i don't like fat on women. fat looks very good when it's in the right places (proof (http://diymobileaudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=30488), more proof (http://diymobileaudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=34535)).

Aaron'z 2.5RS/WRX
08-18-2008, 03:41 PM
It's Natasha Kai. The body is hot, the face is not.

http://www.bookofjoe.com/2007/08/natasha-kai-epi.html

Nice grammatical error in that text tat. :)

/grammar police

Wow, a dam shame right there... butter-face..

dawgdan
08-18-2008, 05:03 PM
who is that, shawn johnson? my g/f made me watch the girls gymnastics, actually wasnt too bad, i just didnt think people could bend that way and shit. shes a cutie though, give her a few years to fully mature

http://features.csmonitor.com/olympics08/wp-content/assets/14/125/picture1.jpg

Shawn is cute, but she's built like a tank. Not very feminine, to me anyway.

Alicia, OTOH, on the left... gawd.. big rack for a gymnast, and is just HAWT.

AzGrower
08-18-2008, 05:17 PM
Much more into Nastia than Shawn. Nastia is more graceful and is legal... :)

matt62485
08-18-2008, 05:28 PM
Much more into Nastia than Shawn. Nastia is more graceful and is legal... :)

oh i agree, but i was just referring to the previous post about confusing the one gymnast with her.

audioman42
08-18-2008, 08:24 PM
Alicia... big rack for a gymnast

i guess i wasn't the only one who noticed :p

audioman42
08-20-2008, 10:39 PM
you don't see asian chicks with nice, athletic bodies too often...

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/340x-1.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/Clipboard01-3.jpg

Bluto Blutarsky
08-20-2008, 11:33 PM
If you want to see volleyball girls may I recommend visiting the courts in Belmont Shore/Long Beach. I have been down there riding my bike:rolleyes:. Each one taller than the next:o. Have lunch at the burger place by courts if you want to be shocked:). don't stare, try not to make this face:o or they'll
mess you up.:p

ilovebass
08-21-2008, 12:46 AM
Leryn Franco, found her while looking at yahoo's news (http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/par/leryn+franco/8002907)

stereojnky
08-21-2008, 10:02 AM
Leryn Franco, found her while looking at yahoo's news (http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/par/leryn+franco/8002907)

Thanks for the "hot" tip.
I love google.
http://www.jackbook.com/sexy-news/leryn-franco-complete-pictures-collection-of-leryn-franco
Here's a free calendar.
http://www.jackbook.com/sexy-news/leryn-franco-calendar-download

tRidiot
08-21-2008, 11:13 AM
Yeah she's hot... as long as you don't see her damn FACE.

UGH.

hans030390
08-21-2008, 12:04 PM
Yeah she's hot... as long as you don't see her damn FACE.

UGH.

Which one are you talking about? Leryn Franco? The links stereojnky posted have some pretty good pictures, I'd say. Nothing wrong with her face at all.

tRidiot
08-21-2008, 12:13 PM
Yes, Leryn Franco... seriously... look at this:

http://www.jackbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/leryn-franco-hot-pictures1.jpg


Honestly... she looks like Penelope Cruz (aka The Crow)... not a good thing. I realize it's different strokes for different folks, but this chick's face is markedly jacked up to me.

stereojnky
08-21-2008, 12:16 PM
Which one are you talking about? Leryn Franco? The links stereojnky posted have some pretty good pictures, I'd say. Nothing wrong with her face at all.

Yeah I was about to say,nobody looks all that great while they're working out, but she's a knockout "cleaned up" a bit.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g34/stereojnky/leryn-franco-pictures1-266x400.jpg
Either that or your standards are WAY too high buddy.:D

astronut
08-21-2008, 01:24 PM
Honestly... she looks like Penelope Cruz... not a good thing
I'm confused, what's wrong with Penelope Cruz??

stereojnky
08-21-2008, 01:30 PM
I'm confused, what's wrong with Penelope Cruz??

Honestly, I WISH my standards were that high.

Don't get me wrong, I've got standards but they don't start that high.

1000aire
08-21-2008, 11:07 PM
Yeah I was about to say,nobody looks all that great while they're working out, but she's a knockout "cleaned up" a bit.
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g34/stereojnky/leryn-franco-pictures1-266x400.jpg
Either that or your standards are WAY too high buddy.:D

She's smokin, google her and look at some of her modeling shots!

Bluto Blutarsky
08-21-2008, 11:21 PM
Her face bears a striking resemblance to my friend Joe:o. So to me she looks like him in drag and it kinda ruins it;).

1000aire
08-21-2008, 11:33 PM
lol, I bet he'd love to hear that half the planet thinks hes hot... but in a chick way

a$$hole
08-22-2008, 11:12 AM
Her face bears a striking resemblance to my friend Joe:o. So to me she looks like him in drag and it kinda ruins it;).

Now couple that comment with "Hey Joe" by Jimi and you got something :D

I had a boss and his sister showed up [ she had a body :) and his face :o ].

OUCH !!!

stereojnky
08-22-2008, 12:32 PM
Now couple that comment with "Hey Joe" by Jimi and you got something :D

I had a boss and his sister showed up [ she had a body :) and his face :o ].

OUCH !!!

That's why Teddy Pendergrass said, "Turn off the lights...."

kimokalihi
08-23-2008, 07:13 AM
Either that or your standards are WAY too high buddy.:D

No such thing if you have the looks, charm, or whatever it takes to pull it off.

a$$hole
08-23-2008, 07:31 AM
No such thing if you have the looks, charm, or whatever it takes to pull it off.

DOLLARS ... FTW :D

kimokalihi
08-25-2008, 08:09 AM
Yep, that works for some. It can get you women but not love. But if you're not after love, you're golden.

stereojnky
08-25-2008, 08:39 AM
Yep, that works for some. It can get you women but not love. But if you're not after love, you're golden.

Yeah that reminds me of this advertisement that I saw in a Robb Report once. It said, " If money can't buy you happiness, then why are you smiling so hard?"

kimokalihi
08-25-2008, 08:46 AM
Money can buy you pleasure which temporarily can be mistaken for happiness but I think in the long run money will never make you truely happy like love and family can.

stereojnky
08-25-2008, 08:49 AM
Money can buy you pleasure which temporarily can be mistaken for happiness but I think in the long run money will never make you truely happy like love and family can.

I totally agree, I just thought that was funny.:D

MuTT
08-25-2008, 08:59 AM
Money can buy you pleasure which temporarily can be mistaken for happiness but I think in the long run money will never make you truely happy like love and family can.

I said that to a billionaire once, he laughed and answered with "poor people invented that saying"...then he went on to say that the saying "size doesn't matter is only said to small men"

audioman42
08-25-2008, 11:22 AM
the pole vaulters didn't look too shabby, and they really know how to work that stick


http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/Jennifer_STUCZYNSKI_1.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/39431_W400XH600.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/204636638_a603b5008c.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/yelena_isinbayeva_06.jpg

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/yelenaIsinbayeva.jpg
^nice eyes, but ignore the rest of her face

a$$hole
08-25-2008, 11:55 AM
I said that to a billionaire once, he laughed and answered with "poor people invented that saying"...

and this one too ...

If shit were worth anything then poor people would be born without assholes !!!:p :D

hans030390
08-25-2008, 10:46 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/forumstuff42/yelenaIsinbayeva.jpg


She looks like Andy Serkis (guy who did the voice/motion capture for Gollum in the Lord of the Rings movies).

a$$hole
09-04-2008, 02:22 PM
Now Seagol is hot :o