How many testicles do you have?

[audioman42]

Well?

[tRidiot]

Umm.... 2.

[XC-C30]

Where's the option "0"?

[tRidiot]

Where's the option "0"?

You have 2 "pre-testes"

Unless they've been removed. :cool:

[Pseudonym]

i dont see an option for 3.

[ASCI_Blue]

4 and yes I can walk. ;)

[guitarsail]

A guy in highschool always swore he had 3....we never believe him but none of us had the balls to call him out:D Seriously though no pun intended...Is it possible to have 3??? I mean I suppose anything is possible but, seriously?

[astronut]

I used to think I had two, but after my 4 yr old punched me in the nuts this afternoon, I think I may need to get em checked out. 11 hours later and I still can't walk right...

[Hillbilly SQ]

if it weren't for the doc forcing them to drop i'd only have one. i still remember the pain from him pushing them down into the sack :cringes:

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Two shriveled hairy tea bags here.:p

[chad]

My buddy gunshow had 3, but he discovered it was merely a hernia.

[MuTT]

just one for me :( had 4 kids with the one however, seems to be working just fine.

[BEAVER]

Many people think Hitler had a lot of balls... Nope, only one.

As for me, two.

[Audiomechanic]

2...but they're not connected to anything. :D

[DIYMA]

2 of my own... but then there are those jars in my basement...

[Audiomechanic]

2 of my own... but then there are those jars in my basement...

Like to experiment on man-parts do you? :o

[DIYMA]

mmmmm. man parts..

[Hillbilly SQ]

mmmmm. man parts..

that's really fucking disturbing ant. do you grind them up and put them in the damplifier mixture?:o:p:confused:

[DIYMA]

that's really fucking disturbing ant. do you grind them up and put them in the damplifier mixture?:o:p:confused:

No, they just sit in jars..

[a$$hole]

No, they just sit in jars..

I always wondered what "Balls to the Walls" meant :p:D

[XC-C30]

Well, I guess it's something different from the usual eyeball collection, like I got one, for instance, so it's all good ant:D

[SublimeZ]

I used to have 2. Pretty large IIRC. I'll have to ask the wife where she put them...:o

[Hillbilly SQ]

I used to have 2. Pretty large IIRC. I'll have to ask the wife where she put them...:o

is being whipped worth it?:D

[SublimeZ]

is being whipped worth it?:D

It's not bad.
Here's a typical scenario-
I showed her this thread & she said,"You have to go slap that man stupid."
I replied, "I'd love to baby, but somebody beat me to it." ;)

[bobditts]

3 balls - left, right and center.

[yermolovd]

I've got a bessel array, 5 a side.

[AWC]

I have two but if you get me drunk I can handle like 6 pair.....



I'm sorry. I'm just bored.

[GlasSman]

if it weren't for the doc forcing them to drop i'd only have one. i still remember the pain from him pushing them down into the sack :cringes:

Thats what happened to me....but the doc wasn't succesful on one of them.....but I know everything works fine.

I've come to realize that my sperm have heightened abilities the way a blind persons remaining senses are strenghthed since they have a tendency to rip right though any type of condom.:blush:

I've had a few scares in my day....no kids yet

[GlasSman]

When people say..."I'd give my left nut for (fill in the blank......."....I can't use that one.:rolleyes:

[Hillbilly SQ]

Thats what happened to me....but the doc wasn't succesful on one of them.....but I know everything works fine.

I've come to realize that my sperm have heightened abilities the way a blind persons remaining senses are strenghthed since they have a tendency to rip right though any type of condom.:blush:

I've had a few scares in my day....no kids yet

Diet coke makes a great spermicide;)

[GlasSman]

Diet coke makes a great spermicide;)

Oh nice...it's the only soda pop I drink.:(

[LiquidClen]

I got two.

[Hillbilly SQ]

Oh nice...it's the only soda pop I drink.:(

You pour it in her coochie if you overlube her;)I've heard that drinking mountain dew will make you sterile if you drink enough of it though.