The Hattiesburg Police Department was called to the scene around 1 p.m. after a Wal-Mart employee discovered a metal cylinder in the parking lot.
Yeah, cause that looks like a metal cylinder....
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What kind of fucking retarded Walmart nimrod would call that in as a suspicious object? Just walk up and look at the damn thing. "Oh look, a sub in a can." Hell, it's Walmart. They will probably start marketing bass in a 5 gallon bucket--from China of course.
How much did that cost the city to send out the bomb squad? Why couldn't those idiots look at it with a pair of binoculars and instantly know what it was?
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