A quail $hit on my midrange!

1389 Views 44 Replies 19 Participants Last post by BobTheBirdTurd, 3 mo ago

robabeatle

Discussion Starter · 3 mo ago

I tend to leave my garage door open for hours at a time. Yesterday, I was out, killing cholla or some such thing and return to find two quail in the garage. I shoe them out, no biggie.

Today, I get back to making new mounts for my SI midranges and go to for a test fit and find this:

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wtf! Those bastards. Now, how can i clean this off, ideally with regular cleaners like Simple Green or electronics cleaner, etc. Or am I going to have ****ty sounding midbass from now on? lmao!

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ItsonlyaHONDA

· #2 · 3 mo ago

Baby wipe?

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Dan750iL

· #3 · 3 mo ago

Damn. I thought that title was just a figure of speech. Anything that won't damage the cone material should be safe to clean it. If you want to play it safe just gently get after it with a damp rag until it is clean. Soon before the any acid in the poo damages the cone.

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rob feature

· #4 · 3 mo ago

Yep, definitely quail

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Sounds_Insane

· #5 · 3 mo ago

Two quails go walking into a garage...

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TheTodd

· #6 · 3 mo ago

Wet microfiber towel will take that right off or even a wet paper towel

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ItsonlyaHONDA

· #7 · 3 mo ago

Or you could just throw a heavy midbass song on with 200w, see if it will shake it off lol 😆 jk don't try that.

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dmparker5725

· #8 · 3 mo ago

Robabeatle
Aw, man. You know what some f***er did the other day?

Me
What?

Robabeatle
F***ing sh*t on my speaker.

Me
Oh, man that’s f**cked up man.

Robabeatle
Tell me about it. It was on preorder, waited six months for it to arrive. Had it out of the box for five minutes and that piece of sh*t quail f***ed with it.

Me
That bird should be f***ing killed. No giving it a pass ‘cause it’s a bird, straight execution.

Robabeatle
Boy, I wish I could've caught that him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that a**hole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.

Me:
What a f***er!

Robabeatle:
What's more chickenshit than f*ing with a man's speaker? I mean, don't f* with another man's speaker.

Me:
You don't do it.

Robabeatle:
It's just against the rules.

Now, guess the movie this little parody is pulled from😊

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Austin_Jim

· #9 · 3 mo ago

dmparker5725 said:
Robabeatle
Aw, man. You know what some f***er did the other day?

Me
What?

Robabeatle
F***ing sh*t on my speaker.

Me
Oh, man that’s f**cked up man.

Robabeatle
Tell me about it. It was on preorder, waited six months for it to arrive. Had it out of the box for five minutes and that piece of sh*t quail f***ed with it.

Me
That bird should be f***ing killed. No giving it a pass ‘cause it’s a bird, straight execution.

Robabeatle
Boy, I wish I could've caught that him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that a**hole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.

Me:
What a f***er!

Robabeatle:
What's more chickenshit than f*ing with a man's speaker? I mean, don't f* with another man's speaker.

Me:
You don't do it.

Robabeatle:
It's just against the rules.

Now, guess the movie this little parody is pulled from😊

I don't think I'm right, but Office Space?

Sirikenewtron

· #10 · 3 mo ago

Lol wow!
that's got to be good luck or something at least

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balane

· #11 · 3 mo ago

I wonder if that had any effect on its Total Q. (Quail Turd Speaker)

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dmparker5725

· #12 · 3 mo ago

Austin_Jim said:
I don't think I'm right, but Office Space?

Pulp Fiction 🙂

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robabeatle

Discussion Starter · #13 · 3 mo ago

lmao everyone

does this **** void my warranty, lol

wet paper towel took it right off

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ps my warranty already voided if you have good eyes

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Cryptic

· #14 · 3 mo ago

hit the brown note

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Austin_Jim

· #15 · 3 mo ago

dmparker5725 said:
Pulp Fiction 🙂

Ah, yes - keyed the Chevelle

miniSQ

· #16 · 3 mo ago

dmparker5725 said:
Pulp Fiction 🙂

parts of it were def PF. You don't **** with a mans automobile. Thats just chicken ****!

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eltigre

· #17 · 3 mo ago

Do I think this is funny? Does a bird **** on a mid?!

So, you having bacon wrapped quail breast for dinner?

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robabeatle

Discussion Starter · #18 · 3 mo ago

Could be karma as I took out 15 of their friends (dove though) on opening day this year.

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eltigre

· #19 · 3 mo ago

robabeatle said:
Could be karma as I took out 15 of their friends (dove though) on opening day this year.

Oh hell. You're totally winning at this game then!

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miniSQ

· #20 · 3 mo ago

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