A quail $hit on my midrange!

As far as the warranty, "Don't Ask and Don't Tell" and you should be fine..

Now that we saw it, good luck ever trying to sell that guy here.............lol

robabeatle said:

ps my warranty already voided if you have good eyes

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What's with the extra screw holes? Were the original ones just not lining up?

Extra screw holes for a cover. And Now I am remounting everything which will probabably open me up to options that would not need that jankiness. oh well.

robabeatle said:

And Now I am remounting everything which will probabably open me up to options that would not need that jankiness. oh well.

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Always happens that way.

Where's @BobTheBirdTurd when you need him!?

Vx220 said:

Where's @BobTheBirdTurd when you need him!?

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What did I miss? Dudes gotta sleep you know. Freaking time change has me all messed up. 🤪

LOL! I just read the title. That must have been Peter the Quail Dropping. He isn't very considerate like I am. 😁

Can't believe I missed this thread.

BobTheBirdTurd said:

Can't believe I missed this thread.

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Too busy producing excellent pillar work!

also...paging @TurdCrapley for posterity.

Vx220 said:

Too busy producing excellent pillar work!

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Sub enclosure at the moment, had to pause the pillar work.

This story could really be dressed up. Well, I was out sailing the wide open seas in my 88m Maltese Falcon, when all of a sudden a rabid flock of seagulls....

Freakquency said:

also...paging @TurdCrapley for posterity.

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Thanks for the invite

Does anyone here watch Parks and Rec? I'm hoping you get the reference lol I didn't know how many turds were on here before I made the account. I also have the brain of a 10 yr old so there's that.

eltigre said:

This story could really be dressed up. Well, I was out sailing the wide open seas in my 88m Maltese Falcon, when all of a sudden a rabid flock of seagulls....

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If you've ever been $hit on by a flock of Seaguls, you will know it's never just one turd.

Here, let me help you out.

There I was, on vacation in Alaska. The view was magnificent, the wildlife everywhere. Then out of nowhere I saw it, the majestic Bald Eagle. It was flying overhead, then I saw something falling. I was like, what did it just drop? I walked over and saw that it landed on my speaker. I thought to myself that mother effer just shat on my speaker. Then out of nowhere, the turd spoke. It said "Hi, my name is Bob. Nice to meet you!"

From that moment on, I swore to never eat mushrooms again.

BobTheBirdTurd said:

If you've ever been $hit on by a flock of Seaguls, you will know it's never just one turd.

Here, let me help you out.

There I was, on vacation in Alaska. The view was magnificent, the wildlife everywhere. Then out of nowhere I saw it, the majestic Bald Eagle. It was flying overhead, then I saw something falling. I was like, what did it just drop? I walked over and saw that it landed on my speaker. I thought to myself that mother effer just shat on my speaker. Then out of nowhere, the turd spoke. It said "Hi, my name is Bob. Nice to meet you!"

From that moment on, I swore to never eat mushrooms again.

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Oh man. I grew up on the coast. I've been **** on by more seagulls than I care to admit. lol

eltigre said:

Oh man. I grew up on the coast. I've been **** on by more seagulls than I care to admit. lol

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Grew up in Tampa FL, we used to practically live at Clearwater Beach. If they aren't ****ting on you, they are jacking your fries.

TurdCrapley said:

Does anyone here watch Parks and Rec? I'm hoping you get the reference lol I didn't know how many turds were on here before I made the account. I also have the brain of a 10 yr old so there's that.

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Herd!!

Man, I hate birds. Not cuz of their sh!t though. When you've seen a falcon swoop down and snatch a full size pigeon in mid air for a snack 😳 you think twice before messing with them.

Once one of the falcon babies fell from the tower they live at (at work) the parents would attack any one walking around ground level cuz the baby couldn't fly high yet. They were paying us OT to come out a be "Bird watch" for the other operators on shift. All would do was report the location of the parents watching over the lil one.

I've had one hit the back of my hard hat once up on a tower. Damn well almost knocked me over. This thing left a big gash on my hard hat.

Stupid ass birds 😒

ItsonlyaHONDA said:

Man, I hate birds. Not cuz of their sh!t though. When you've seen a falcon swoop down and snatch a full size pigeon in mid air for a snack 😳 you think twice before messing with them.

Once one of the falcon babies fell from the tower they live at (at work) the parents would attack any one walking around ground level cuz the baby couldn't fly high yet. They were paying us OT to come out a be "Bird watch" for the other operators on shift. All would do was report the location of the parents watching over the lil one.

I've had one hit the back of my hard hat once up on a tower. Damn well almost knocked me over. This thing left a big gash on my hard hat.

Stupid ass birds 😒

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Falcons also projectile sh*t like no one's business. I was in the middle of taking a pic of one and it just let it fly and it was like someone tossing out a bucket of water. Wild.